Who loves emails?
Everyone does, right? Okay, I don’t especially but I live on a goat farm at the end of a long gravel road so I may be something of an outlier.
That said, we’d love to let you know about specials and new releases with our email newsletter.
We promise not to abuse the privilege by sending you email after email like Jon Favreau leaving voice messages in the movie “Swingers” or resell your address although if someone offered like a million dollars for it I’ll admit we’d be tempted but still we wouldn’t sell it or, worst case, we would but would cut you in for half because that’s only fair.
And they said I’d have to hire a copywriter.